Hello and welcome along to my home on the web. Tea? Coffee? Gin? It’s OK to leave your shoes on, I’ve built the whole thing on hardwood floors, and I’ve got a foaming cleaner if you muddy my rugs*
Have you done something to your hair? Really suits you. Hang on, let me move this pile of magazines and you can make yourself comfy.
Feel free to look around and if you’ve got any questions, you can contact me here.
*Not a euphemism.